b4tmatt: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
Getting a cramp in my face because I’ve been furrowing my brow for the last two hours.
laureninlights: once in 8th grade I wanted to show everyone at school how cultured my music taste was so I wrote beatles lyrics all over my converse. really showed them.
ggggnarly: whats self confidence lol can i download it
If sluttiness is what you like, what’s wrong with that? Why do we think being a...– Tom Ford (via mrgolightly)
I wanna move where the guys are not all pussies and girly and ‘ooh i just want somebody to snuggle with and to love me’. We all know “love” doesn’t last so why the hell would I even wanna bother with that shit. Fuck that. I wanna play games and have fun.