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google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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it was a great day tbh

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That’s how peter picked me up

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